Phone Calls -- Never Cease to Amaze

Phone call today:

Me:  Hello

Them:  Hello.  Do you get in stray dogs?

Me:  No, sorry, we just take in small animals.

Them:  Hello?

Me:  Yes?

Them:  So you have small animals that can be adopted?

Me:  Yes, chinchillas and guinea pigs.

Them:  So no dogs?

Me:  No, sorry, just the small animals

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I swear...