Just had to share.

So, I used to be like psychotic about checking up on my website stats, but I don't have the free time to peruse that daily anymore.  But every once in awhile I check up and see what's been going on on the site.  I just have the free version of clicky, so I can't see anything groundbreaking, but I can see what people search for when they end up on my website, so long as they don't use a secure search.  This one kinda stuck out:

can you give a chinchilla a perm

Oh hell.